Tuesday, February 04, 2014

An Olympics Musical Break: We're Barefootin', with Bare Putin



(With apologies to Robert Parker)

Everybody get on your feet, 



We can’t search you when you in your seat

Take off your shoes, your coat, and your shirt, 



Let’s see you dance and no one gets hurt,

We're barefootin', with bare Putin, 



We're barefootin', with bare Putin, 





Went to a party at a swinging yurt, 



Long Tall Sergei was quite a flirt

Threw way his wig, and his high collar, too, 



He was doin’ a dance without shoes or shirt 



He was barefootin', with bare Putin, 



He was barefootin', with bare Putin, 





Hey little gal with the red cardigan, 



I bet you can barefoot, I know you can,

Take off your heels and that hot sweater, too, 



Come back and get ‘em when the Olympics is through,

We're barefootin', with bare Putin, 



We're barefootin', with bare Putin, 




Musical interlude 




Lil Vladimir he said to Stu, 



“I want to barefoot with a bare chest, too”
 


Stu told Vlad, "I don’t want to cramp your moves

Let’s just get down with the rest of the dudes”

We’re barefootin', with bare Putin
 


We’re barefootin'', with bare Putin



We barefootin' with bare Putin
 


We barefootin' with bare Putin 



We barefootin' with bare Putin

We don't have no shoes on

No shirts, either, y’all

Yeah

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:51 PM

    I'm 10 years late to this, but it's perfect. I used to sing Bare Putin to Bare Footin in my head all the time. Thank you.

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