Duncan Drives into Dead End, Really

In Chicago today to visit one of his favorite corporate reform schools.  He saw protestors waiting for him to arrive at a school and had his Suburban driver blast down an alley to take a shortcut to avoid them.  Whoops, dead end.  So what happens?  He has to walk out with teachers and parents screaming about PARCC.  What does he do?  Ignore them.  

Is this pure poetry, or what?